Editor’s Note: If Sierra Nevada wins an award for Dream Chaser and Boeing is out, this will be the biggest upset in American history since Washington defeated Cornwallis at Yorktown.
OK, that may be a bit much. Let’s say the biggest upset since Joe Namath and the upstart New York Jets defeated the heavily favored Baltimore Colts in Super Bowl 3 back in 1969. Broadway Joe guaranteed it, and he made good on his promise.
Imagine that I’m actually speaking this with a Hoo-WARD Co-SELL accent. It will sound funny, believe you me. For those who don’t remember Howard, think of a deep nasal voice combined with a record needle being scratched on a blackboard. That’s not exact, but it is pretty close.
OK, so a lot of you don’t know what a blackboard and record needle are. Remember when Roseanne Barr tried to sing the National Anthem that one time? Kind of like that, only male and very nasal.
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